=your funny! I could leave.
-I was merely noticing your fading state of mind, almost like you were falling asleep or something.
=well you did rock me hard you big stud.
-Yeah thats hot, use that grade 11 voice.
=Your a pig you know that.
-I'd prefer you use my proper species name, MAN.
=Your fake epic voice is amazing.
-I've been working on it.
=For me?
-Who else.
=I wonder about that sometimes.
-Wonder about what?
=I don't know, just if you ever have other girls on your mind.
-Well I am wondering if my mom will do my laundry and accept my alcoholism when I go back home.
=*ppmk..No, not like that... like do you ever have other girls on your mind? like sexually? or even provoking idea?
-Well thats unfair
=What?
-Well attacking a basic human element of my manhood, It's not my fault if I turn my head for 3 seconds.
=Huh?
-If I see a pretty girl I look at her yes, every women is different and its amazing to just notice sometimes but for that 3 seconds I'm still in love with you as much as the rest of the time in the day. Days in the years. Years in my life.
=teehee
-Ah still jokes? I got kinda wet when I heard myself say that.
=Ewwwww!
-haha, Don't worry baby, If you'd like proof just replay the last 45 minutes.
=True, I don't know I just get these thoughts sometimes, I don't know why.
-Wait are you a girl?
=*hmfp If i'm not then what does that make you?
-No, I was just meerly remarking on the paradox of asking a girl if she is a girl after she does a very girly thing.
=....huh?
-I mean you female always have to be sure somtimes, cover your tracks.
=Your hair looks good on this side
-Again covering your track, or hiding them.
=I don't know, I guess I just do it because I'm afraid of you leaving.
-Come on, have enough belief, treat me like a religion. Then I'll love you like I'm a God and your my child.
=sigh, I will. Just know that If you ever did leave, as long as your still knew me and we did the occasional "grocery shop" I'd be alright with that.
-Now that was a big "Track Cover" but it was sweet.
=Oh, and I love you. haha
-Good.
=Your nose looks bent.
-cause it was just crushed against your face
=nah, I think you look crooked sometimes
-ouch.
=Not in a bad way, when you get serious your face goes into a state of being. Like it's so focused that even a crooked eyelid or falsely puckered lip looks amazing.
-Well I could do Clint Eastwood for you.
=Nah you can be my action-star!
-Think so? Think I could do action.
=Yeah but I see you more as a Will smith character, defeating all of your enemies with sappy catch phrases from your tasteless 80s sitcom.
-Hey, Big Willy was the king back then. Will you be my Jada Pinkett? Jumping off walls and shooting in slow motion?
=Your such a geek
-Studies say geeks get the most action, and bear-like people are the best to cuddle with.
=With the way you sleep Its more like a Sloth
-A sloth with sick dance moves!
=Your like Travolta when you drink, and Journey when you sing
-You know me eh? your prize is as follows...
=Oh goodie!
-Long years with a move-bustin', irish walking, anti-sour-kraut with shrapnel for a skin tone and stability like a 90s telephone.
=Sign me up baeh beh.
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